"Not Old Fucking Classic" Card
- Description
- Store Policies
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This card is perfect for your dad, grandpa, uncle, or any other old fart in your life.
The Card:
- Front: you're not old you're a fucking classic
- Inside: blank
- A2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)
- Comes with an extra plain white envelope
Orders are generally processed in 1 business day. See our shipping disclaimer page for more information.
All items are final sale. Please see our store policies page for more information.
How to Hold Items to Try On In Store
We HOLD ITEMS for 24 hours by request for in store try ons. A great option for local customers!
TEXT US at 434-202-0664 to reserve an item for 24 hours to try on in store!
[[ Hold limit: 8 items ]]
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We will respond to all requests during our business hours.
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